Confucius Say:An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.Confucius Say:A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.Confucius Say:A penis ha... a hole in the end so men can be open minded.Confucius Say:Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea how she’ll be in bed.Confucius Say:Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.Confucius Say:It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.Confucius Say:To reuse a condom, turn it inside. .. we made eye contact. I don't know what she was thinking but she slid her hand up my skirt and caressed my hips and it made me wet immediately. Her lips looked tasty to me like the inside of a sweet cherry so I leaned in to get a taste because now I know that she wants me...and I was looking for that sweet, warm, nut... Oh Shit!!! here goes Tracy ass out of the bathroom.... stumblin' and gigglin at the sight." I thought you two would get along"..... That's when I dropped my skirt, because the. "Yes," I encouraged.The thought of some stranger catching my pretty young wife naked was having an effect of my cock."Luckily I had just pulled my shorts on before he started on our bedroom," she said."Oh," I said somewhat disappointed."He probably saw my naked tits though," she giggled.My cock twitched and hardened again."Oh I bet he liked that," I said with a big leery smile."He probably missed them as they're not very big," she said.Here we go again, I thought."My love, you have the most. " You are welcome sir." The attendant walked off with her legs pressed firmly together and looked like she was having trouble doing it. I turned to my meal and enjoyed every bite. the muffins were toasted and the fruit was fresh, not frozen from some bag. they had included a small honey bear which I used along with the little pads of butter. A very nice was to start off the day if you ask me.When I was done, the attendant appeared next to me and cleared everything away and didn't seem to be too.