" I'm not going!" Major said flatly.The laughter and chuckles had then calmed down somewhat.Jeffrey then spoke up; his head hung solemnly. "They weren...t all funny oramusingly weird... Back when it was just me, I came to a house where thecouple was listed as missing by their employers. When they found thebox... I guess they were into heavy bondage. The girlfriend at some pointchanged herself so she didn't have any arms or legs, while the boyfriendwas just a head with a dick attached to his neck.. .. Saturday is going to be rough ... but not dangerous," I said, "CPO Olsen suggests on Saturday we head straight across to Frankfort, the wind will be on the quarter. I am assuming he wants us to harbor jump. Stay within a mile or two of shore and gunk hole our way down."Olsen ahemed, "That's not what I said." He saluted, "Permission to come aboard."He wasn't saluting us ... the flag was on the fantail ... he was saluting that.Niels was kind of surprised. "I guess, come ahead on." Not exactly. Then he says that he has something in mind for tonight. I ask him what it is. He tells me to meet him in his bedroom in 5 minutes and that he will be ready for me. I am very excited when he says that. So when 5 minutes is up I rush to his room and I knock then go in. When I open the door I see him standing there with no clothes and a very big hard on stroking it. Then he asks me if I would like to help. I always like to help please him. So I walk over and kneel with my legs spread. As I reach. There wasn’t a race ... there was an explosion and when I opened my eyes again, I could barely see him, he was so far in front of me.”They laughed and Hoot got in his little hot rod with a big grin on his face.He drove 70 mph, as the speed limit had dropped in North Carolina and he sure didn’t want to get a ticket. He kept watching for his turn-off, afraid he would miss it and never find where he was going ... but there it was up ahead – 1 mile the sign said.He saw the signs that pointed to his.