Melany was your girlfriend. You had been dating since high school and she loved science fiction. You would often spend long nights watching sci-fi fil...s, cuddled up under a blanket with her puppy by her side. You were so in love - it was all so romantic; You both had a frisky side however. Her large breasts and bouncy ass were a sight to behold. You never expressed your sexual desires for each other in person but you would only feel obligated to do so over the phone or text. She would give you. ”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new boomerang, even though I can’t seem to get rid of the old one.People who put some money away each week just aren’t shopping hard enough.I bought some fridge magnets. So far, I have 10 fridges.A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour. She didn’t last long. In a few minutes Rose had another orgasm. Her pussy gushing juices all around my cock. She collapsed on the top of her desk. “Oh Mike, I needed that.”Rose called out to Kiko as I was pulling my cock from her pussy. “You’re not done Mike, she said. Kiko came thru the curtain her face clean, in the same simple wrap around smock. “Kiko, would you like this man’s cock inside your pussy? Rose said. “Yes mam,” Kiko replied. She removed her smock revealing a nice body.Rose sat. He let me lay there, stroking my hair as I recovered, and then I found myself being rolled over onto my back. He was still hard, still buried inside me, and I gasped in surprise."I'm not done with you yet, little minx," he whispered as he began thrusting into me, slowly, grinding against me with every stroke.I shuddered as my over-wrought nerves responded to his insistence, his assertiveness as arousing as I always found it; I looked up at his beautiful face, forehead pressed against mine, eyes.