Given my length and girth I have never even given anal sex a thought, let alone been tempted to try.But I digress, back to the now, what the hell was ...oing on, what had led to this.We had been before, children, Pam and myself to see the finished job Bill had made of their new house. He was one of these sickening characters who could turn his hand to anything, and had just about rebuilt the inside of the old house they had bought for a song. It was superb; I had to admit he really was very good.. We could see the sun getting ready to set and hear the birds chirping while they returned to their nests for the evening.I hugged my mom from the back and kissed her neck. My erect dick was poking her ass from behind. She turned around and we kissed passionately. My hands dropped the sari from her shoulders and reached the hooks of her blouse to open them quickly. Her boobs were now free and my hands were mauling them.I kissed her face and neck making her moan. I then held her boobs and started. The irony was, that had been Alexis’ idea. Given the ever-increasing frequency of financial cyber-hacks, she had wanted our newfound wealth protected as best as possible from the predations of others. I had fully intended to add her name to the account, but had not yet done so. I might have to split the money with her if we divorced, but I would make her work for it.Whatever the case, I would now keep my ‘Jean-Claude Option’ open.A phone call informed me my next client had to cancel her. I am looking a bit burnt she said. I nodded and looked at her as if I was looking at her red arms, when actually I was watching her pull her bikini top and bottoms about slightly. She was checking out her white tan marks. She pulled her bikini top about which squashed her boobs slightly more together. Mum I said acting innocent, what you doing I joked. Mum looked at me and looked down and said im only looking at my chest. I laughed and said well your squashing your boobs together, she looked.