" Whatever answer I give will be the wrong one. I bought her a t-shirt last year that she loves. It says, "Agree with me or go ahead and be wrong."The...latest thing that happened a couple of weeks ago was when I got up on Saturday and thought my cute little wife was going to make me some breakfast."Good Morning, Honey," I said. "What's for breakfast?" Make your own breakfast. I'm mad at you," she told me.Okay, I'm thinking. We watched TV together last night and she cuddled up next to me. We went. ” I told her. We had been at it for over two hours, and I was just getting plain too tired to keep going. With a glance at the clock, she resumed sucking as hard as she could. Not quite what I planned. I figured she would want me to eat her out again, or put her legs over my shoulders and go to town, but she had other ideas. After about two minutes, she glanced at the clock again and straddled me one more time, burying my cock deep between her legs. Throwing her head back and moaning. She lay flat on my stomach, pushing her face into my crotch, tongue and fingers probing and exploring my pussy. Her lips found my clitoris enlarged and protruding from its protective folds. She drooled as her mouth encompassed it, letting her teeth barely nibble on it, as her fingers pulled my labia wide and opened it. Her tongue was like Magic's, wide and nimble, as she lapped at it, savoring the taste on her lips. I arched my back pushing myself upward to meet her mouth.I leaned my head up. I wanted her all to myself.”A few days after that conversation with my wife, I told Nina this joke,Two women go on holiday in the Caribbean. They meet an attractive black man and both women decide to have a threesome with him. Next morning during breakfast one of the women asks the man his name. He replies, “My name is Snow”. The other woman starts laughing. Confused, Snow asks, “What’s so funny?” which the woman replies, “There is no fucking way our husbands are going to believe we had ten.