But never judgemental. Loving. I used to joke he was like a humbug – hard on the outside, but soft in the middle. You need to ask Jenni about their ...elationship. He was older than me; he’d retired early from mental nursing and when we met he was what he called ‘odd-jobbing’. He’d bought that yacht, Eirene, and was living in her while he went around ‘mending stuff’. Actually, he was a lot like your Rob. Had a motorbike.”“My Rob?”“Tell me you aren’t fond of him? More than fond?”I didn’t answer. I had biked 5 miles that evening so to dry myself up from my sweat, I had taken out my t-shirt and underwear and was wearing just the shorts. My wife was upstairs in her bedroom with her mother. Around 11.30, when the game was in fourth half and Lakers were winning, my mother-in-law came into the basement recreation room."Mama, aaiye, baitheeye!"["come in mama, have a sit"] I welcomed her and offered her to have a sit on the couch beside me."Kya chal raha hai? Aarti(my wife) so gayee hai. Muze. He sniffed me all over and then he let out a lick to my face with hisbig,soft tongue. Ooh,did that feel good. I sat down and spread my legs. Hecontinued licking me with his warm big tongue and going up and down mybelly cleaning me up. I was in heaven,being naked with a horse and inaddition to that,he was giving me a tongue bath! Things went up a notchthough when Swift came to my penis and balls and gave them a lick.I went into an erection and almost cummed right there. But I held back. Step back a bit and lower your bows. If you want IT to happen.””Confused, yes. Afraid, not really, but really, really confused when I watched those two Elves lower their bows and step back until they leaned against the walls away from my bed.“The last time they saw someone like you was long ago, so they didn’t know what to expect,” my visitor explained.“Like I could attack them while lying on my bed? Or like I had any reason to attack any of you?”I could feel her eyes on me and after a moment.