“Hi, Ted,” she said, glancing at the balloon attached to the stern of the boat. “Birthday?”“Oh, that, yes. It was tied to the boat when I ca...e out this morning. One of the neighbours must have put it there,” he replied.“Well, happy birthday, Ted,” Sue offered.“Yes, happy birthday,” Mel chipped in from her lounger.“Thanks. Just getting old, I guess,” Ted replied.“Sixty-six?” Sue enquired.“Yep, just like on the balloon!”“That's not old, Ted,” Sue informed him. “Not these days.”“Well, it sure. Please, if you see someone like this, return home immediately and lock your doors. Do not, I repeat, do not…” I stare slack jawed as the man repeats the warning again, only more frantic this time. I think I can hear moaning coming from the background of the words of caution. I look down to the ground, staring in disbelief as the man starts to talk faster and then begins another time with the warning. I look around, up to the ceiling as I say to myself, muttering “it’s a hoax. That’s what it. That done she felt the dick again push against her orifice and this time move in with ease, bypassing the bloody opening into the nether regions of her long love tunnel.her focus however was diverted to a girl's body in front of her one she was sure wasn't there a moment ago. the figure began to bend and eventually, just as Mgwabe hit her cervix, she saw Trish s face emerge. she was smiling as she held up something red in her fingers, something that looked awfully like...her vaginal blood. in. It didn’t take long for us to get our bags stuffed into sacks and the tents packed way. We took a little break from packing and sat down to eat breakfast and drink some coffee. I was going to miss the campsite we had spent the last few days on. It had been a good place to relax and enjoy nature at its finest. But everything comes to an end, and we needed to get some miles under our belt.It didn’t take long before the canoe was loaded and I was pushing us out into the water. The fog had lifted a.