Any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and odd...y truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color. "That's the spirit, fella, " Erin said serenely and spun in front of me cupping her tanned tits and said, "Feel these, baby."Releasing her ass I grabbed for her silicon filled tits and squeezed them together."Nice tits," I said, then I kissed her. I could feel my manhood returning to life. Suddenly, without warning, Erin placed her hands on mine and lowered them from her breasts revealing them to be perfectly formed with flawless nipples. Velvet approached and took the right breast in her hand,. She started sucking harder and soon enough, she got what she was hoping for. She didn’t even let a drop of it spill out of her mouth. “Oh, good girl,” the doctor cooed. “A great deal of men are going to enjoy that gift. Now, it’s time for the main event.” With a knowing smile, she made her way over to the drawers, which just happened to be out of her line of sight. When the doctor returned, she had some sort of apparatus around her hips and thighs and a dick of her own, a large thick plastic. But she was slowly lost in the depth of our kiss and started to reciprocate back.Now we both were in lying in her bed sucking each other’s tongue and my hands kneading her soft and firm boobs. She was getting turned on which was evident from her low moans. She was in her nightdress. My hands were inside her night pants and rubbing over her wet panty. At exactly 12.00 am, I broke the kiss and looked deep into her eyes,Me: Megha. I Love You. Happy Valentine’s Day. From the moment you proposed to.