I finally had a long term relationship with a guy but then we broke up after 2 years. My son had just turned 15. I remembered it was a Saturday at my ...aby sister’s wedding and I had a lot to drink. My girlfriend took me home and I told I was fine and asked her to just leave me. But I ended up going into the wrong room, my son’s room. My vision was very blurry from the tipsy. And I saw my son whom I thought was my ex-boyfriend in my bed. I was fucking horny from seeing my baby sister with her. Funny how that works.2. We constantly hear about how CPP (Canada Pension Plan) is going to run out of money. How come we never hear about welfare running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second Didn’t.3. Provincial Social Services (welfare payments) is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free money ever. Meanwhile, the Parks Branch, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” The stated reason for this policy is because. All solid and muscular.What is going on here? Why am I so jacked?“Syd… why am I so buff now?”“Buff now? You kidding me? My man, you’ve been crushing weights since we left high school.”“Since we left high school? And wait a minute, why you got three glasses?”“Dude, you trippin?” Syd asked, “You sent me to get two Jack and cokes for us and one Cranberry juice for-”“Me,” a voice behind me interjected, “Thanks for that Sydney.”My body shivered into beads of perspiration. That voice. Familiar yet. The party had gone better than she'd hoped. Cat had gasped over every present, tears shining in her eyes, hands sweeping her ruby hair forward in excitement, over and over. The normally cheerful girl was ecstatic, hands constantly touching everything in wonder. And especially touching Jade, as if to remind herself it was all the taller girl's doing.Jade sighed, bending to pick up a tattered streamer. She might as well get started on the clean-up.Her front door shut with a loud click, Cat.