Your so annoying I said as I poured a little more lotion into my hands. I again started rubbing it into her back when I lifted her bra strap up. Just ...n clip that she said with her eyes shut facing down on the bed. I did exactly that a looked round as I saw her squashed side boob on the bed. I started working my way lower and grabbed her bikini bottoms and pulled them in abit. Oi, my bums not burnt she said. I thought maybe im getting to excited here. I laughed and said yeah it looks red and. "What does he want?" she said sighing."I would have thought that was obvious" I said."Well he's not getting a bloody walk now!" she hissed" I don't think its that" I said "I think he fancies a lick too. Look, he's got an erection!" Jan peered down around his body to see his huge cock hanging down from it's sheath." Bloody hell I've never seen that before". she said. Barney's head had moved down from her belly and he was now sniffing very close to her crotch and then he licked! "Oh fucking. ’An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’The old woman says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from. .. Where am I, sir?" This is the Bondage Resort called Legion, in Brunei." Where is Brunei, sir?" In Borneo. Your parents will never find you, slave. The sultan comes here often. We have an arrangement with him and the police."Timmy moaned and tears ran down his face. The slim hope he'd been clinging to evaporated, just as they had intended. Even if he did manage to get loose from them, he was locked in cuffs, naked, and had no money. The training was fiendishly clever and they seemed to know.