And then his mind turned away from his own life and onto other things. He thought of marines in Beirut, blown to pieces by a suicide bomber. He though... of the marines who had survived this bombing being pulled out of Lebanon in response. He thought of other marines in another part of the world, landing in helicopters on the island of Grenada. He thought of a Korean Airlines 747 being blown out of the sky by Russian jet fighters, how the terrified passengers must have endured five or six minutes. Shhh!4. Keep smooth. As a rule, most women remove all body hair by shaving or waxing, and so it follows that sissies should too. You will feel less and less masculine the more completely and the more often you remove your body hair. Men prefer seeing your gurly body free of hair, it pleases many Men if your body is smooth like a young lady's. Let's remind ourselves that your Man chose you, a sissy, over a real woman. You owe it to Him to show your gratitude by being as much like a smooth lady. After a time and more Bourbon, I recognized the words as spells in a foreign language. Eventually following even more time and Bourbon, I recognized the language as Gaelic, but wasn’t sure how I knew that. By then, I was so soused that I could no longer lift the bottle to my mouth, and I dropped it, falling over on my side and passing out.The man who came to many hours later on the floor of the dining room, wasn’t the same old me, or rather he was the old, old me, the Major from Special. He bowed, to the woman, revealing the points of his ears. She sat and pointed at a chair. Reganald pulled out a small notepad and asked, “Ma’am, did he say anything about where he was going?”The woman rested her chin on her hand and stared at the ceiling for a minute. “Something about a small town that didn’t have the Christmas spirit.”“Ma’am, did he use one of the side exits?” Reganald asked tentatively. The woman’s surprise was visible. She nodded. He added, “We do know of all the secret.