While Mom arrived outfitted in a flirty yet officious pin-striped periwinkle jacket, matching pencil skirt, a harmonizing blue blouse accented with se...med stockings and complimenting high heeled shoes indicating this curvilinear lady was not a woman to be trifled with and she was abundantly prepared to prove it. Together, mother and daughter stepped through the lecture hall door and as per formal protocol waited at the back ingress to be recognized. Ever so slowly the mesmeric twosome. The rubber mat he wasstanding on came to life and grabbed him. No amount of shaking orwringing threw it off. It stopped as sudden as it had started. After hecalmed himself down he saw what happened. He stood on the counter.Directly on the wood of it. Around him was a hole cut into the rubbermat.That, however, wasn't the only change he noticed. He got his wish. Aform fitting dress, just like the ones on the pictures, and slippersgraced his body. With a cringe, he noticed the material. The. “Release me you brute!” she snapped.“It’s a skinner, do you see, razor sharp hooked blade backed by a smooth oaken shaft,” I explained, “Normally I would slide it down from the nape of a simple unsuspecting maid’s neck and into her gown. parting the poor cheese cloth easily and baring her back as I ease it downwards and yet with no danger what so ever of cutting her soft flesh.”“Not my gown!” she protested.“No not today,” I counselled and I helped her to stand once more. I took her left. I knew nothing about her career yet she could recite every award I had in swimming.Mentally I felt a little better but physically I was wiped out. I actually fell asleep in English, causing quite a few snickers when Miss Beevers stood next to my desk and shook me by the shoulder. When I called her Mom and asked for five more minutes, that brought the house down.I was able to stay awake for the rest of the morning. Mary met me for lunch and talked me into eating on the grass. As soon as we got.