“I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.”― Graucho Marx20. “My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects...”― Les Dawson21. “The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”― Alfred Kinsey, biologist22. “Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a k**, when it was a mystery.”―David Duchovny23. “I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”―Jeanette Winterston24. “You can’t. I was a masturbating addicted and always loved to come, and always dreamed of this sexy lady. I came from behind and hugged her very hard, she moaned then said, “Good morning sweetheart”. I said nothing, couldn’t, just leaned over her, I wanted to feel all her body against mien, but when I felt her hard ass between my legs, I become so horny I could not control myself anymore and started to move slowly up and down and without knowing I pushed her against the table to feel her more hard on my. As usual, it made me remember the dense fogs of my youth when you couldn't see beyond your outstretched hand. The demise of the city's famous bottle kilns and the move away from coal fires ensured that today's fog was water based only, without the muck that clung to it in the past. Still, it was not raining, nor was it too coldI was not too surprised to find that June had not yet arrived, although I had a slight hope that she would be eagerly early too. I ordered a pint of Bass and chose the. I made a mental note that we had to find a different routine for the nights to come.I undid her shackles from the bed, but left them attached to her wrists and ankles, and told her to get up. I led her to the bathroom and told her to sit on the toilet. Then I secured her shackles to the towel rail and a pipe. That would do for now, but she was going to have to clean up her piss before we went to work. I went back and got Jenn up and told her what had happened. She told me to take a shower and.