Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?A: To practice.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A: Lawyers accumulate frequent...flyer points.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.Q: What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.Q: What’s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.Q: What’s the definition of a. She adores you, Hank, and you know it. I can sense the love in the air when the two of you kiss, and so I know you love her just the SAME way you love me. Why don't you admit it, Hank, that you are in love with her?"That was about as aggressive as Mom had been in recent years. Even though I was still surprised at that, my mind was focussing on Dad's reply. My heart sank when I heard him say, "That's sick, Marybeth." Why, Hank, why is it sick?" She was pleading now, begging him. "If you were. She seemed to spot what she was looking for and walked over to a book case in the corner. With her back to me she bent from the waist and picked up one of the buttons from her shirt, as she does so her skirt rose up and exposed the bottom of her tight ass. She knew I was watching and she loved it, she turned around and brandished the button to me after wiggling her ass at me seductively. “Can you help me look for these, I want to wear this again at least once.” She said indicating the shirt. ‘Cheese and crackers to your liking?’ ‘Yes’—her breath hitched. ‘Please.’ He returned shortly with sliced cheese and her favorite crackers…Keebler. She licked her lips, she couldn’t help it. He saw it, and it almost made him moan. He noticed she was almost out of water. ‘Is there anything else I can get you to drink?’ ‘Water is fine, …thank you Cadogan.’ She put a certain emphasis on the thank you as if to say she didn’t deserve any of the things he was doing for her. ‘My pleasure Kara.’ He.