The water is warm. Her mouth is warmer. The flicking of her tongue on the underside of the head is an intense surprise. She is so beautiful. Her red h...ir is a whole other tone when it gets wet. It goes from strawberry to ginger. She looks like a different person.In delayed response to Xandra, she gives her something of a look, then takes her mouth off of me for a moment to say “That’s true, Alexandra,” then, still stroking my shaft toward her face, turns back to me and says “So, what do you. ?" "Yes, baby. I want to fuck your ass." "Okay," she said after a long pause, surprising me with her response."Just go nice and slow." Hopping off the bed, I dug a bottle of lubricant out of one of the boxessitting on the floor, as Nicole remained patiently on her hands and knees. "What's that," she asked. "It's lube," I answered. "It'll make it a little easier. I climbed back onto the bed and uncapped the lube, squirting a liberalamount into the palm of my hand. I then applied the slippery. He opened my shirt and started licking and sucking on my nipples. Now, I was getting real hot. I yanked his zipper down and reached inside his pants. He grabbed my hand and said, "No, not yet." He undid my pants and pulled them down to my ankles. I stepped out of my pants and stood there, naked from the waist down. He pulled me into him and started to feel my ass while he kissed my neck. Suddenly I felt someone behind me putting lube down my ass crack. I spun around and looked at him. ’‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her room-mate. “Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce”. “Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?” “He was the original owner!”A blonde is walking down the street and stops a man to ask for the time. The man, looking at.