An habitual criminal called Archie 'Rembrandt' Squires. He was just a few years older than me and I was to share a cell with him. I suppose you could ...ay he took me under his wing, explaining all the dos and don't s; who was who in the prison; all that sort of crap.He was, he informed me, the best forger in the country and was only locked up because he'd been grassed up by someone he'd sold a forged work of art to, who had then tried to sell it on at a Sotheby's auction ... Archie was a right. April jilled herself so hard. She squirted all over the floor. Then after that: April cleaned up, put on her thong and got my dad up. My dad was saying he wanted some strawberry shortcake that was in the fridge.April took off her bra. Put whipped cream and strawberries on her boobs. And said to my father, "This strawberry shortcake is one you gotta lick." April grabbed my father's face and shoved it into her chest. My father may been blind, but from his face, you can tell that he loved licking. I let out another sigh as I licked my finger clean of sauce and sat down, pulling out my phone to pass the hours it would take for my food to cool down. It'd only been about five minutes or so, when I heard the main door open. Our break room is kind of door city, as it has one door from the main store, which leads into a long hallway with a door on the left and right, the bathrooms, before another door at the end of the hallway with an Employees Only sign. It may sound creepy, but I had to only. I had known this teacher for three years and we were good friends. She was also my Japanese tutor after school. She was wearing dress pants and a blouse. She is a short Japanese woman she was maybe 24 but could easily pull off looking 16."Come to think of it you were in my class for three years. It kinda feels like I was your mom or big sister rather than teacher." Um," I said looking down to match her gaze. My teacher is about four inches shorter than me.Noticed her face scrunched up and said.