Another few minutes, and I would have creamed my pants."Sarah smiled an impish grin and debated whether to bring his prediction to fruition. Greg saw ...he look and knew what she was considering. He was about to say something when she said, "Don't worry Greg. I've decided that I would be disappointed if I didn't see or feel you cum."Greg leaned forward from his sitting position and grabbed Sarah, bringing her close. He kissed her as her right hand moved down to massage his cock through his pants.. Chandni: why is your cock getting bigger slowlyMe: wait! I went to her back and put a cock in her ass crack and she took a moan and her voice went ssssssssssss!! And started pressing her boobs from back and biting her neck. Chandni: are you sure you are a virgin.Me: yeah. Why Chandni: I have never got loved this way on a foreplay!Me: this is just the starting baby! Come on lay down. She laid downAnd I went over her with my mouth going to bite her boobsChandni: oh no no yes’s!! Mm yesChandni. .. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"From the back of the plane, a passenger yelled"For the love of God, you should see the back of mine!"This one is compliments of AnonymousA married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the. She decided to try to change the subject. 'What is your real name, Nick?' she asked. 'You don't need to know,' he said. 'You will just make fun.' 'No, I won't' she promised. 'Tell me, what's your name?' Nick looked at her suspiciously but said, 'my name is Neathrum Hightower.' 'Neathrum?' You've got to be kidding,' Cassie said. She rolled away from him, held her tummy and laughed outloud. 'Neathrum Hightower? Oh, oh' she giggled. 'I'm glad you are enjoying yourself,' Nick said, watching.