“Ya homeboi—you like that huh “? “Oh fuck ya dawg—I'd do pretty close to anything for that piece of meat”. He laughed at me slightly, sa...ing I had interesting choice of words. “Ya homeboi—I think Im checkin out a pretty hot piece of meat myself”! “Uhhh, whatta mean bro”? Acting coy. “Oh see—I kinda gotta thing for yung white-boi ass---and you lookin really tite and inviting”. I flash a big grin, and just reply “well thanx fro the compliment dude, but I ain't gay or nothin, and sure as fuck. We both laughed. Then I said you got jokes. We laughed again. Boy did Sarita look good in those tight jeans and tee shirt. Sarita has this fantastic lookin ass. Then I went back upstairs. I was actually thinking about going to the gym, but it started raining. About 6 hours later my door bell rings. I look out the peep hole and to my delight it was Sarita I opened the door and said hi Gorgeous. Sarita replied hi Ralph. I then said won’t you come in, Sarita said thanks but I have to run and take. " What? You mean like at school you might get excited and come in your pants?" No. I might get a hard on. There's something about being asleep and dreaming that can make a guy come without a lot of stimulation. And sleeping with my thing between your butt doesn't help matters." Your thing?" You know. My dick." Oh. Your dick. And you were trying to put it in my butt?" No, it's not like that. Both today and yesterday I woke up and it was in between your cheeks. And yesterday when I tried to move. Tami was the first to ask the question everyone at school wanted to know, "So, is it true?" Is what true?" Josh said the three of you were dating, like as a set. Both Vicki and Zoe were your girlfriends."Zoe put an arm around me, "Yep, it's true. He's our man."I don't think Tami's eyes could have gotten any bigger."How do I sign up?" she asked.I wanted to change subjects so I said, "Well, Vicki, are you going to sit over here from now on? What about your friends at the other table."She looked.