It’s only natural to do that. And ... in fact, you will probably be extremely horny when I wake you up from this trance, and want sexual release ver..., very badly. And ... it IS a Saturday: your day for me to do that to you.” She began fidgeting in the chair, and a small moan escaped her lips. “And ... it IS time to wake up,” I continued. “So, on the count of three, wide awake and alert and feeling very, very good, and very, very horny. One, two, three!”For the first time since I had started. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, “It looks like you blew a seal.” Blushing, the penguin said, “Oh no! It’s just ice cream.”Blowing Chunks A guy walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says “Whaddaya some kind of pussy?” The guy replies, “You don’t understand, last night I had 15. ..” queried Hugo “you mean the cane?”Hannah moved close to him and kissed him.“Of course, you know what I mean” Hannah goaded him.Hugo laughed and they kissed again.He then looked a touch nervous himself.“Um, would you like a taste of one of those canes?” he asked.Hannah really wanted a taste of whatever was bulging inside his trousers but this was an offer she was not going to decline.“You mean..?”He held her close.“Well when you came into my classroom you were clearly enthralled by the cane. Five minutes turned into ten and then nearly an hour later and after much blatant sexual innuendo she finally lost patience with my teasing and asked what I was going to do about it. Acting very professional I chided her that I was considering her proposal and would consider her offer but she would have to make it worth my while as she wasn’t the only shelving company in town. ‘You’re right’ she replied, but then other sales people don’t have a cute arse and let you stare at them for an hour’..