I had cleaned up the paper work and at ten-thirty I had placed the finished package on my bosses desk. After promises of promotion and a large bonus h... had given me the rest of the week off."Go home and chase Dolores around the house" was how he had put it. I had to smile at that; I liked chasing Dolores around the house. I especially liked what happened when she caught me. As I drove home with my head full of images of my sexy wife I contemplated on how full and rich my life was. A beautiful. You sure have turned into quite the young man in the last few years."Jake laughed, unsure of what to say."No, I mean it. You look really good. I’m sure you could get any girl you wanted," she said."Well thanks, Aunt Jessie. There aren’t many girls that look as good as you, though," he replied, wondering why he hadn’t just turned away and headed back to his room after the compliment."Really? What do you mean?"Jake was suddenly getting more shy. "Well, uh… I just mean… You look really good. . Aphrodite continued on into the courtyard, and stood before an ornate throne. Soon the courtyard was filled with a score or more of women, all of them young and beautiful, each of them kneeling, their faces all bearing an expression of rapture at the sight of their Goddess. They remained kneeling until Aphrodite seated herself, at which point each of the women in turn rose, came forward, and knelt before the Goddess, returning to her place in the courtyard after placing her lips to Aphrodite’s. "Um- only if it's your ass doing the farting..."I nervously grinned at her, I felt my cheeks starting to blush.She softly giggled."That can be arranged."She winked at me.My grin grew bigger."So did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?"She suddenly asked me, knocking me off my composure."Nearly everything, there was just one thing I never got..."I told her, being a little mysterious with my answer."What's that?"She asked concerned."Well... Um, it's... It's kind of embarrassing to.