"A lot of people don't have that kind of attitude toward me." Don't know why," said Kris. "You're just doing the job they hired you to do." Yeah, well... they all seem to want me to enforce the law on everybody else ... but not them." He grinned. "So, how have things been going? I hear you got a job." I did," said Kris. The fact that the man knew about that probably meant he knew what that job was too, so he didn't bother to elaborate. "It gives me time to write, in between duties." So, what are. Well, where do you catch them?" Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing. I told him that he would walk in with me but quietly and wait for me in the living room. Suzanne was in the bedroom in bed watching tv. We crept in, I fist-bumped Jay, and he quietly walked to the living room as I walked straight into the darkened bedroom; the ambient light shining from the television was the only light in the house. I came up to her, removed my pants, and said to her,” Babe, we need to talk!” I kissed her on her lips and said, wait till I tell you what I found out! Found out. . my ass ... my bottom,” I said. He touched it very softly and again I felt the thrill of the gentle caress spanning my crease.“I thought you might have some fancy high-falutin’ name for this too! It’s mine! If it’s mine, let me see it too.” he urged.I turned and bent over, pointing one foot ahead of the other and bowing deeply. I knew I would look pear-shaped and soft to him and that he would see my bulging pussy lips pressed between smooth thighs. I wanted him to see all of me. I wanted it to.