She looked as if she were trying not to smirk at me. “You sit here.” She steered us to a row of three chairs near the dining table. I smiled at Bi...l and Todd, shrugging my shoulders.“We need to tie you down so you can’t move around and see the cards,” Chrissy announced. My laugh was a little forced this time. This wasn’t like any poker game I’d ever heard of, but I told myself we men never know what to expect from the female brain anyway. The little voice wasn’t persuaded.Each girl handcuffed. We made it to the limousine that was waiting for us and the last thing I heard while waiting for my sister to get in was a reporter saying, “We are here at the courthouse where twin Princesses Hanna and Petra have been exonerated from having sex in public.”The words cut into me, it wasn’t just sex it had been an amazing experience that I wished all women to have. Petra sat quietly in the far corner of the car. She looked vacantly out the window while nibbling on her nails.“You okay?” I. It’s the other part I wished weren’t included. He discussed some other provisions before returning to my downfall. ‘$26 Million has been set aside, and to be kept secure. The funds will be distributed after Matt has graduated from University, or next June, which ever comes first, and the final determination of their dispersal depends upon Matt’s marital status. Should he have a wife at that time, the funds will be given to the Women’s Pregnancy Center. Otherwise the Women’s Abortion Clinic. Santa really likes it, too.” “Oh my God” laughing and shaking my head. “Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to make sure I get this right. I think I just heard Santa ask me to give him a blowjob!” “Well, you won’t be blocking my view of the road.” Jason said with a snicker. Smiling and looking up through my lashes I say “Make sure you stay on the road. If you don’t you might come up a little short.” I removed my seat-belt and slid over on the seat. I kissed Santa’s bearded face and lowered my.