As I look around, I notice where exactly we are. “Yo, this may sound weird, but that is my house right there.” I say, pointing directly across th... backyard towards my yard. “Whoa, were are back to back. That’s crazy.” She says, finally opening the door. “Well, thank you, kind sir, for getting this girl home safe. You really didn’t have to do that.” “It’s no problem, I’m just happy to help. I guess I catch you in school on Monday?” “Yeah. I’ll catch you Monday.” She says, then leans in and hugs. This is somewhere in between. It's quite long and prominent, and does it's job of changing my face into something like that of a pig's perfectly.But it doesn't cover or get in the way of my mouth - HE likes to keep this free, I'm sure you can imagine why!I also have pigs ears - floppy pink rubbery ones - attached to my own ears.These are possibly, but not quite, as humiliating as the snout. At least I can't see them, only feel them - and imagine what they make me look like!The piggy tail - a. I continued to look at her when i noticed that she was motioning for me to roll my window down. I rolled down my window and in very broken english she stated that she needed help with getting her car seat out of the back seat. So at the time i found nothing strange or weird so i hoped out of my vehicle to help her. She also climbed out and was wearing a short demin skirt that showed off her very thick legs and very big ass. I stood there behind her as she opened the back door to her suv and i. Understand?”I knew he was right and nodded my head—slightly embarrassed that I hadn’t thought of that myself. I asked, “How will I know for sure when I’m ready?”Chief said matter-of-factly, “You’ll just know. You won’t wonder if you are ready: you will KNOW that you are ready.”I put my hand out to shake hands and thank Chief for always giving me good advice. To my surprise, he took my hand and pulled me in for one of those ‘manly hug/slaps on the back’. Luckily for me it was the other.