“Sam, Mary, Billy died in 1958. He was using the riding lawn mower when he turned on a hill and it tipped over on him. He has been in Heaven ever si...ce then, talking in my ear telling me what to do so I wouldn’t screw up and get myself killed ten times or more.”“You said yesterday that you came from Heaven?” Mary looked at Billy and John, “How is that possible?”“Jesus is alive. You will meet him soon.” John had to clear his throat, “Tony and Willa are not the only ones in my life. You will find. The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.What is Bruce Lee’s favourite drink? Wataaaaah!The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?. She was 22 and lived next door with her family. Good looking, short blonde hair, medium tits, nice legs and had the reputation of being a total slut. After my divorce I hooked up with her friend Crystal and she promptly swooped in and inserted herself into that situation pussy first. I got to say her reputation might have been bad and she did have a boyfriend at the time, but I was amazed how tight her pussy was. To this day she had the tightest pussy I've ever experienced, so tight it felt. Kissing me, he began to strip. Off came the dress shirt, followed by his shoes, socks, and pants. He crawled into bed, rolling me onto my back, and laid on top, covering both of us with the covers. He gave a muffled shout when my icy feet brushed against his calf. ‘I told you I was cold.’ I said impishly. ‘I should really do something about that.’ He kissed my lips briefly before kissing my cheek, then my neck below my ear. I sat up so he could unhook my bra, which was dropped on the floor in.