I need the services on a detective . He said by your looks it is not the business it must be Bernie . I gave him the short version of what was going ...n . He was sorry and suprised . He said he was not to busy and as a favor to me he would handle the case . He then pulled a piece of paper for me to read and sign. It was a release form giving them permission to install vodeo and sound equipment in my house . tap the phone of the aforementionned person,. My shrink says I give off some sort of an animal magnetism. I’ve had enough studies of human behavior, so I understand what she was saying, but it’s nothing I do actively. Throughout my life, it seems I attract men that only have one interest, and most women resent me because their men notice me. During college I decided if I might as well live up to my unearned reputation. I found out I truly enjoyed sex and started being blunt with men I found attractive to save time. By being blunt I cut out. I picked one about midway, rushed in and closed the door. Dropping my pants and underwear, my bum had hardly hit the toilet, when plop, my bowels moved. What a relief. I had just finished cleaning my butt and was just starting to pull up my pants and underwear when I heard the door open. I stopped and stayed on the toilet for a moment.The guy picked the stall beside me on my right. Hmmmm, I thought. This might get interesting! Under the partition I could see his pants drop on top of his shoes. Why did I say that? I turned to the sink to rinse myself and then noticed a damp patch on the corner of the carpet and the wall; the joint on the pipe was leaking, that was the water problem she had! I dressed, s**ttered the clothes around the bedroom similar to how I had found them and headed back downstairs. I sat at the kitchen table and began to write a text to Alison but as I did I heard the front door open, she immediately dashed into the downstairs loo. I overheard the splash as she.