I spent most of the weekend thinking of the past few days and the changethat had come over my brother, usually he paid little attention to me, andsinc... he found me in my mothers dress he was more attentive to me. I alsochanged, I liked being with him and I felt comfortable holding his hand orhaving his arm around my waist; I drew strength from it, as far as himkissing me, I guess brothers sometimes do that to younger sisters. I couldn't wait until mom went to work Monday so I could get into one. Tonto said “Sure, Kemosabe” and took off running circles around Silver.A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks “Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims “I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy looks him in the eye and says “Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin’”.An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist. And I'm awaiting your instructions." Waal," said Charlie. "C'n I ask some questions?" Of course." You know my lease runs north of Mrs. Morris'. I was wonderin' whether I could designate her as my — whaddya call it? -- co-signatory on my checking account. In case I have an accident, or sumptin'. Then I need to know the safest way to keep — say — half a million of that money. In the states I'd put it in Treasury bills or government bonds. They pay less, but they're safe." That would be true here. That's when it hit me.The fucking ads on this site, are nothing but porn. There was a big banner on the right side of the screen with about 5 different ads in it. All but one, being very explicit. There was one of an anime girl looking flustered after sucking on a huge cock. One of a naked girl with jizz all over her tits and face. One of a girl getting her vagina rammed, and yeah, you get the point. I'm so used to seeing these types of ads everywhere that they don't even stick out to me.