" Yeah, you can set your watch by her." Just like she would if she was picked up by a booked taxi every time she goes out." But that doesn't say she i...n't meeting a guy somewhere." I'll give you that. But if I was you, I'd be interested to know who's driving that Merc and where she's going. Aren't you?" To be honest, Barry, I've been thinking I don't want to know where she goes and with who, or what's she doing either. Its killing me enough as it is." Well, you need to know. You'll never be. " Linda stared at her fingers and took it into her mouth. It tasted so sweet. "That's what a woman tastes like, Linda." Linda finished off her finger and as the light went out, Linda licked the back of her hand too. That was just the start of it all. Lucy was extremely attractive. Kind of oriental looking with pussy cat eyes and high cheek bones. She had a small mouth, huge glossy red lips and yet a smile a mile wide. Her tits were twice the size of Linda's and she had to wear a bra. She would. He went to the toilets, I decided I needed to go too. On the way out, there was a Durex machine. I didn’t know what they were, but he smiled and told me to get some I’d need them one day. The sign next to the machine said ‘this machine does NOT give out M&M’s’. I’ll never forget that. Anyway, there was nobody in the bogs, so I bought some, so did Chris. We must have looked so red-faced when we went back to sit with his mum. Anyway, might have been a few days after that, I went to his after. ’ ‘Well,’ said Thor, ‘there’s no sensation of movement, that’s for sure. We’ll have to teleport an accelerometer to be positive, of course. That’ll be one of the big questions when this is reviewed. In the meantime, we need a higher form of life than a half-ounce lizard. Where’s that cat?’ ‘You keep your goddamn hands off Fluffy,’ snarled Carley. ‘Use a rat!’ Thor grinned. ‘Alright, don’t get excited. We’ll go to the pet store in the morning and buy a hamster. Maybe a nice parakeet.’ He.