Neither of us had any family or friends we wanted to invite, nor were wekeen on big fancy weddings, so we arranged a civil ceremony for thatSaturday. ...We had to drive thirty miles to find a place with a vacancyat such short notice. Sara, Elena and Encarna were the witnesses,bridesmaids and only guests.As Frank I hired my tuxedo and bought the bride's and the bridesmaids'dresses 'off the peg'. Luckily all the girls were standard sizes. Theywore beautiful - and low-cut - full-length dresses in. That was a bullshit sentence.”“Well, on television mysteries, they always cross reference stuff and find the answer.”I went over and smacked my other forehead with my notebook. “Dumbass! You’re wasting time! We’re never going to get into Tricia’s pants if we don’t… wait… wait a fucking minute… hold on now… you’re a genius! I’m a genius! Of course!”“What just happened?” asked the bewildered Tricia.“Epiphanies galore!” I responded gleefully. “I, well, he, us… we’ve got it. We need to—““No,”. What was that? Not showing that I was flustered I returned thetray to the bar, and resumed my position on Mr. Smith's desk, my back toMs. Casey. I could feel my clitty begun to engorge, even as I tried notto let it, and soon the bite of my chastity tube began to sting.Sitting back in his large leather chair, Mr. Smith sipped his drink andlooked at us both. Finally, after a few moments, he turned to me andsaid "Take this down Missy". Oh no, it was just a memo!"To: Melissa Cumlick, From: Rod. .Sirf ek laude ko maza degi….Chal ab mere laude ko uper neeche karna shuru ker…..Meri gf ne uska lauda pakd liya aur hilane lagi us kale kaude ko….Idhar mein yeh dekhker apna lauda haath mein le ker hilane laga…..Mazdoor bola kya hua chudte hue dekhna pasand hai kya….Paraye mard ke lauda teri gf ke muh mein aur haath mein….Ab dekh use hum jannat dekhaynge….Aur tu door khada ho ker apna laiuda hilate rehna….Dekh kaise chus rahi hai mere lauda……Badi raand hai yeh toh….Paise kamane hain toh mere.