Despite the day’s conditions Michael had his travel planned out just like many times before. The trip was long and would take two days just driving ...uring the day. His next destination was a small town with an inn that he’s stayed over at countless times before. As he drove along various building strips of rest stops, bars, and homes Michael slows and pulls over to a gas-station for fuel and drinks. Parking near a dispenser he notices a woman further up the road holding up a thumb. Wondering. We talked the entire time, that familiar tingling sensation bubbling in my stomach, a mixture of butterflies and curiosity as we pulled up. A few minutes later we were in the store, being helped by a rather forward woman to the toys section. I had never seen so many in my life, dildos, vibrators, strapons, dolls, and was feeling a bit overwhelmed. She unpackaged several different types of dildos, letting us grab and feel them up, until she finally showed off something that caught my eye. It was. .. Yes, I’ve already made flight reservations to return to Brazil ... Yes, three days from tomorrow ... Yes ... What? ... Oh, yes, of course, I’ll tell her ... I love you, too ... That won’t be necessary ... Kisses ... God be with you, too. Bye.”After the first day in the hospital with Rebeca, Clara called her mother every day to give her the latest news. She didn’t tell where she had found Rebeca or in what condition in order not to cause further despair. The only thing she told her mother was. A bar was walked into by the passive voice.An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.A question mark walks into a bar?A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind,.