. Kuch din aise hi chala.. Us din mere clg jaldi chut gaya the isliye maine ghar ko sham 5 baje aa raha tha.. Maine dekha ki wo aunty jaadu maar rahat... maine deka ki aunty ka lemon nighty ke andar se dik raha hai maine aise kada ho gaya aur hosh me aakar bada lemon ko phir dek kar sir niche kar ke ghar ko aa gaya… Aane ke baad mere bhabi ne kaha kya kya loge pine ki liye ? Maine kaha ki tea bana dijiye aur fresh hone ke liye bathroom gaya mere sir me badi lemon gunz raha tha maine fresh hone se. ”She looked surprised, then angry before settling into a practiced sneer of indifference.“Whatever, pretty boy.” she said dismissively, turning back to Debbie. “Let me know when you are done playing with your brother’s little friend and maybe we can do something tonight.” she told Debbie with a sniff. Spinning on her heel, she stalked off, getting into the Mustang and leaving some rubber behind as she left the parking lot.“So ... she’s not staying for registration then?” I asked innocently,. Surprising myself I said, “I like cream on my melons better”. I could tell I shocked Dan and that made me feel clever. I was enjoying this sexual innuendo game and trying to match wits with Dan. He was speechless for a change as I continued. “One thing about bananas is that sometimes they get soft and mushy too fast. I wish they would last longer. (A true statement with regards to s*x with my husband, he wasn’t a guy who lasted long.)Dan – “I guess you don’t know how to pick out a good banana.. She focused her attention back on the conversation. ‘Okay, Mac. So you’re devastated about the break up with . .’ she paused trying desperately to remember his latest girlfriend’s name. It came to her in a flash ‘ . . . Gina! Isn’t this the second time you’ve found true love this month?’. ‘Sarcasm doesn’t become you, Sheri. You know me better than any other person and you know I don’t give my heart lightly!’ Mac tried desperately to sound dramatic but couldn’t repress a smile. Almost laughing,.