She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by your...elf.”A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $ 5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the salesclerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”“About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really. Closing the shades I took a quick look around the room and then I glanced at my watch just as the long anticipated knock at the door came. Perfect timing I thought to myself as I rushed to the door. Looking through the peephole to confirm it was Allie, I quickly opened it and ushered her in, then closed and locked it. Turning to face her we both just smiled and laughed and I gave her a big bear hug, lifting her feet off the ground and twirling her as I held her close. ‘Oh you feel so good,’ I. I had just completed the fourthgrade at Case Elementary school. I was an above average student, allA's except for gym. I hated gym classes and sports.Like I said before I lived with my mom, Dad has been gone for over ayear and I never saw or visited him. I think he thought I was not thekind of boy he wanted me to be. I liked to read. I read a lot andwould get really into the stories, sometimes fantasizing I was the maincharacter at times. I read most of the Hardy Boys books and even. I knowyou will be fifteen tomorrow, but I feel you never had a chance to be alittle girl like I wanted you to be. In order to be a good woman youneed to first be a little girl, and learn the things girls need to know.I want to help you with that. Would you like that?"I thought for only a moment. "Yes, Mommy. Please make me your littlegirl. I want to learn. I'm happy when I'm dressed in girl's clothes."With that Mommy gave me a big hug and kiss. We spent the rest of theevening talking about.