I bet she was the one that canceled my reservations on tonight's flight and she might have even screwed with your report before you printed it out thi... morning to make sure that you would be working late." Amy was silent for so long that I was beginning to think that the connection had been broken, but then she continued in a vindictive whisper, "I want you to play along, Tom, but be rough. Very rough. Oh, and take the wireless webcam back with you, I want to watch." She then hung up.Snickering. As my third cumstorm subsided, I opened my eyes andsaw Jason looking at me with that sappy, lovey lookthat was growing on me. I also saw that he had openedhis zipper and extracted what looked like a large,brown salami with an unhooded, pink head.So that was what it looked like.It was scary.Huge.Erect.Dripping LOTS of sticky, watery goo.Thank goodness, I thought I would never have to takethat thing into my mouth or bottom. I mean, hepromised not until we were married and there was noway I would. The idiot says, “Ok, my turn. What walks on 2 legs but sleeps on 3 legs?”The genius thinks and thinks, but he cannot come up with an answer so he hands the idiot $5,000. The genius, curious as to what the answer is, asks the idiot, “So what is the answer?”The idiot hands the genius $5.✧ ✧ ✧Frog looking for love... A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever find his one true love.The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which. She then took the double ended dildo and with the end which was not her pussy, put it in Sarah's pussy. They were next to me with Julie's face nearest mine. She asked if I could see the dildo which was now inside both their pussies. I certainly could. It looked amazing. They started fucking each other with the dildo. Julie said this is what they normally get up to when they've had enough of studying.I asked why they hadn't sent me pictures, she said she wanted to surprise me when I visited. It.