He sometimes spices up his performance by getting one of the waitresses or a lady from the audience to strip to their underwear. This always goes down...a treat, or so I've heard, for I've never been to one.Now I've left school, I don't fancy college much as Sally did, I've decided to help Dad out with his act. I've been doing this for him informally for a number of years, usually during the school holidays. Helping to set up his equipment and also helping the designing and building new. I reminded her that it was no unusual for me to do this with girlfriends in Japan and that I had made friends and wanted to try and have a life here. She agreed after much debate and a cautionary lecture. I knew she would. I informed Hillary and she was really excited and said we were going to have a blast. Then she hit with another piece of information. Her Parents were going away overnight on Saturday for a wedding and said maybe we can have a get together at the house. I thought it was a. I will inform him about your arrival. I was being given the royal treatment, as if i was a customer of old patronage. The bastards are after my money, i thought to myself, i must be careful not to get gypped. I remembered the caution of my friend, not to select from the first or second parade, but to be patient and wait. I also thought that i should indicate my preference to charlie, so that he could select someone special. Hello sir, said charlie, standing up from his chair, welcome back to. Some of his friends, big friends, had begun to gather around and I saw some uncertainty creep into him, ‘So fuckhead, start with the fancy talking.’ ‘Can I get a beer first?’ I was encouraged by the glint of fear in his eyes and I figured I should try to get something out of this. I had no illusions that the girl would really come with me. I would recite something and she would smile, he would smile and I would duck his punch before running really fast out the door, if I was lucky. If not, I.