A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl ...o describe the incident.'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!''That must've been scary, ' said the teacher.'It sure was, ' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff! Ffffff! FfffffF!". "Are you sure you don't mind that I'm leaving you all alone with all the work of making dinner?" Kitty asked, suddenly feeling a little guilty."Oh, for Christ's sake," her sister scolded lightly, "you're my guest... and my sister. I haven't done anything like cook for a man since... I became a widow. I used to wander around the woods when I first got here, so I know what it's like. Besides, I wouldn't want to let my cooking talents slip. You know what they say about too many cooks."Kitty could. There's barely enough blood left in the body for it to pool and form post mortem bruising. I can't find the blood. Only a few drops on the floor of the trunk. There's been no rain in the last few days to wash away blood from the asphalt. There's a few small drops on the asphalt from the driver's door to the trunk. She either wasn't killed here or someone held a bucket for her to bleed into." "I'll get a couple of uniforms to start canvasing the grassy areas in the back of the store to make sure. I could hear my wife giggling in the background.After about 6 months Jacqueline, my wife, started having an affair.She didn't really try to hide it, hoping that it would jump start anylatent machismo that I had. When that didn't work, she decided tocuckold me instead. That way she could have a house-husband to waiton her hand and food, plus she could have all the lusty sex she couldfind with whatever boyfriends she pleased.Jacqui's giggles turned to moans. Apparently her lust had becomegreater.