" We've been on a coach for about 18 hours..and it's 11 o'clock, German time..", as always, I am the voice of reason..."God, you're right..." Fine, it...s settled then, we'll have a shower and just kiss for a while! Do you want to share a bed or...?" It's alright, if the maid comes in.." Yes, Mr.Cardwell you're right.." So we just went to the shower and stripped off in front of each other, savouring each other's bodies. I practically drooled at his hairy chest and six-pack, just as he looked. I presented my paperwork for the clerk to stamp. That done, we left the office. Once the door was shut behind us, she threw her arms around me and said, "I don't know who you are, but I owe you coffee. They never give in that fast."Veronica bought two lattes to go, then I walked her home. She invited me in. We spent an hour on her sofa necking. Things might have gone further, but her roommate came home. Introductions were made and I left, promising to call. The next night we attended a poetry. Then new clothes .It was a Monday so basic white blouse thigh high black stockings black under wear and a short tight grey skirt. This was the basic issue but we were later to learn that clothe played an important in the systems administration..We were to find that there were clothes for different punishments. Clothes for sexual corrections including on occasions make up eye lashes false nails, even strong heady expensive perfumes. Special clothes for caning such as very short white shorts. I won the lottery!”The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff ormountain stuff?” “Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’ ‘That’s easy; he’s a midget with a speech impediment.’ ... So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. ‘A female horth.’ So he shows him a prized filly. ‘Nith lookin.