“That ought to be obvious,” he responded, wiping ashes off his coat. “The first thing we’re gonna do is get the Goddamned brakes fixed on our ...ire truck.THE IRATE CUSTOMERFor all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we all love! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to. Two weeks into the three week drought I took a look at my available funds. I found a problem I never thought I would have during my whole life time. I found that there was way too much money in my real bank accounts.Jon’s high school graduation was a day away when I asked his mom “What does he really wanted?”“He wants a brand new car. One that no one else has driven,” She informed me.“Has he been a careful and thoughtful driver so far?” I asked.“He has, but dad that is way too much to give. With her long bleached hair, her fresh round face and her large boobs she looked so horny. She could never get enough sex and we had an open relationship whereby we would tell each other about the sex we'd been having with others.She signed up with an escort agency and went out under the name of Carrie to meet sex mad clients who couldn't believe their luck when they saw her - she was around 19 at that time and the youngest on the agency's books. Sometimes I would take her to her meetings and. There was a tube of lipstick, a little makeupkit, two tampons, a package of Virginia Slims cigarettes and a goldcigarette lighter."I understand about the makeup and lipstick Sherry, but I don't smokeand I sure don't have any need for tampons." Girls must always carry tampons in their purse Brandi. Now let's go. I'll drive."She was right of course. No one seemed to pay much attention to us andI'm pretty sure no one knew of my true gender. We had a lovely meal ata French restaurant. Sherry.