. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." ... The cong...egation of 500 members only has seven last names in the church directory. ... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy. ... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub. ... the collection plates are hubcaps from a '56 Chevy. ... instead of bells, you are called to service by a duck call. ... the minister and his. He starts to go to town on her round ass. Looking around occasionally to check people. All you can hear is the ocean waves and his skin smacking off of her jiggly ass every time he thrusts into her. He leans down and kisses on her cheek, breathing heavy on her as he now has a forearm around her throat as he is hitting it from behind much rougher now. He continues to pound into her before finally…“Fuck…I’m gonna cum baby…I’m going to fill your ass up with my cum!”“Fuck yes fill me up Garet!”He. I was simultaneously scared and excited - it was huge! Had to be 10 inches long and as wide as my fist. I didn’t think I could handle it, but was detected to give it my best effort. I grabbed his cock with my hands, looked up and said “you’re huge!” He responded with a smile and put his hand on my head directing my mouth to his cock.I started working his head with my tongue to get his cock fully hard. Then I started going deeper and deeper. I was able to get the whole thing down my throat and. He wished he could know what she was thinking."Maybe some small talk will draw her out."He unwrapped his cheeseburger and fries and stuck a straw into the plastic top of his milkshake cup."Sure turned out to be a nice day," he said again.Hildy didn't say anything, choosing to nibble at a French fry and at last she looked up at him."I'll bet you thought I was leading you back to my house," she said."No, the thought never crossed..."He stopped himself in mid-sentence because she gave him the 'I'm.