I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments o... Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to. The girl stepped out of her clothes and lay on the bed -- my bed. This centered her in the camera. When Karl removed his clothes, he showed the beginnings of an erection. The girl didn’t need to do what I’d done to excite him until I tired of making the effort. He lay down on the bed -- our bed. They hugged. As he was on his side facing her (and the camera) I could see that he had most of an erection.Instead of plunging into her and obtaining his own selfish release -- as he would have with me. She took hold of Jimmy’s cock and wanked it up until it had stiffened; before slowly sinking her mouth over her brother’s cock. James moaned and encouraged her.I marvelled at her eagerness; her head bobbed over him, going faster and faster; before suddenly withdrawing with a loud slurp!James let out a cry of frustration; and I shared his disappointment! I would’ve loved to have seen him cum in Elly’s mouth!Instead Elly withdrew and moved up onto her brother; slowly impaling his cock with her. I knew my brother had sex with his girlfriend. I was confident of being a good seductress. I entered my room with a mopping cloth and a bucket of water.“Good morning, brother!”“Morning!”He was sitting on the side of the bed. I turned my back on him and bent down to mop the other side of the bed. I tried to stick my butt out as much as possible to make it appear bigger. I was moving my ass as I was wiping the floor. I could see him staring at my legs, thighs, and my tight ass in shorts.“What are.