It's natural and part of life. It's how we learn about our bodies. You can sit down." I pulled up my pants and sat. "Like I said you can talk to me ab...ut anything, and there's a reason you're here. I'm not totally clear on that but you don't have to be afraid. There's nothing you can't talk to me about. If it helps I'll tell you I masturbate thinking about spanking sometimes. But I'm giving the spankings ha ha ha. Were you thinking of spankings?" He had a way of putting me at ease that I didn't. She sits down and clears her throat, but they don't seem to realise she's back and they carry on snogging for what seems ages.Poor Martha feels very uncomfortable but she doesn't know what to do. She wants to leave but she can see how much her best and only friend is enjoying herself. Finally, she says something."Jo, I've got the nuts."Jo and Mark break off snogging and look at her. They both look highly amused."Oh yeah," says Jo, "trouble is you were so long getting them, I'm not hungry. Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hitany of the ducks.Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelinblindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.Q. What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawn mower.Q. If you were lost in the woods, who. Aunt aa….Aaa….Alage inka fast gaa antu undo….Aunty puku tight gaa undi…Valla mogudu sariga denginattu ledi…..Adigite avnu ayaniko time undadu anindi…Apudu full dengi karchesaa full ga pukulo….Iddaram hug cheskoni ala undipoyam….Tarvata vellali ani lechindi…Malli inko round vesina tarvata vellamana….Malli epudu ante…Inka daily kavalsinde….Time chuskoni vachesta andi.. Appatnunchi one year alage dengukunam….Tarvata valla chelli vachindi…Tanu kuda kathi la undi…Tanani kuda dengali.