Ilooked back into her eyes and gasped as I remembered everything fromlast night. I had come up with playing out my pen name in real life,but Sara had...come alive in such a short time. Character immersion tothe fullest. Right now I was Sara to the core of my being as if I wasalways her. Sean was equally valid, but I was slowly feeling that hewas the character I had been playing.What happened last night was simple enough in the beginning. Everyonehad gone back inside except for Jewel and. " Victoria says and chuckles."P-please, there's been a terrible mistake, I-I didn't do anything to those women, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and-" Emily begins to wildly explain, trying to stop herself from gagging from the warden's welcome fart."Shut it." Victoria cuts her off. "You were sentenced to 5 years here and that's that. It ain't my job to convict, it's my job to make sure ya'll don't kill each other in there." She leans in now "And as long as that don't happen, I. Listen, use it wisely and discreetly, but use it!I must tell you something else about the ring. From the manuscript you will have gathered that it does not affect your seed. You must therefore take such precautions as seem fit. In this modern age when people can die from sex, one thing I can tell you. I have frequented in my time women from the streets of Paris, Whitechapel, New York, Boston, and the list would get too long if I continued. I have never been cursed with any disease from these. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer! You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.'The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right ... Magic Penis, my ass... !'The rest, as they say, is history...This will make sense to Canadians...The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on.