Don’t worry I won’t rape you. I know you aren’t ready yet,” she added.“Good thing for me The Judge is riding with you today. I have no idea ...ow much longer I could hold out,” I explained.“I will be better tomorrow I promise,” she said. “It really is something I have no control over.”I nodded my agreement, even though it sounded like a convenient excuse to me. I mean it would have been funny and more than a little appealing if my wife hadn’t died just over a year ago. I just wasn’t ready for any. .” And the mother cuts him off and says, “I know, I know, you pissed out a bee bee. It’s my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” But then son says, “No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”A. ”Since there was no-one in line behind us, Sam turned back to the teller and said, “$100 on #3 to win.”She took his money and handed him a ticket stub. We headed back outside to the balcony to watch the race. I asked Sam to let me see the ticket, and it showed $100 for #3 to win, and he was getting 16 to 1 odds. I watched the screen and saw the odds fluctuate between 16-1 and 15-1, where they stabilized right as the race started.When #3 won by a full body length, both Sam and I were cheering. What's grabbed your fascination most of all though, is a girl you keep seeing around campus. A tiny, slight little sylph, less than five foot tall, pale and freckled, with masses of curly, carrot red hair, milk pale skin, and amazing violet eyes - the sort of eyes you read about but never see in real life.She carries herself with incredible grace and confidence, seeming almost haughty or arrogant, but she's always laughing, seeming to almost skip or dance through the grounds and corridors of.