"Capt'n on deck!"Captain Boddas rose to the top of the stairs, smiling at his crew as they stood at rigid attention. He nodded once. "As you were."The...men turned away and returned to their duties, save for one. A somewhat stocky, scruffy-looking young man remained at partial attention, facing the Captain. Boddas turned towards him long enough to ask, "You have a report for me?"The First Mate nodded and followed as his Captain strolled towards the railing. "Aye, my Lord. The Fleet Adm'ral is. I immediately put my mouth on them and started sucking them. My wife pressed her hand on my head to her chest. We were lying side by side and my back was at the door. I was sucking very hard assuming them of my mother in law and pressing them very hard with my palms. My wife started moaning with pleasure. All of a sudden she pushed my head away and thrust her top downwards rapidly. I startled and said what happened. She said nothing but said it was paining hardly.I noticed that some one has. I knew you had to go, and I knew how torn you were — glad to finally be moving on, but wanting me to be there too.It was so hard to watch you walk away. I wanted so much to call you back, to hold you close and make you stay. Or climb into your bag and hide away, to be with you.But we both know that I can't do that. I have to stay here, just as you had to leave.You are missed. The lunch chatter was much subdued today. Don't worry, it'll pick up again, you know that. But today we missed your face. Dan is a short, blond man who always seems nervous. Elly is a tall, big breasted brunette who likes to joke about castrating Dan.]E: Welcome back to the Ballbusting Olympics. I'm Elly and this is my co-host Dan. Now that the opening ceremonies are over, its time to have a moment of silence.D: Please take this moment to remember all the men who lost a testicle at last year's Ballbusting Olympics.[Dan looks mortified as short videos of the now half-men competing played at the bottom of the.