“Definitely. I think the best are the ones who manage to leave the gene pool without killing themselves,” remarked Peter.“Now you’ve lost me a...ain.”“Think about it, Frank. Imagine the fellow who drops his lit cigarette into his lap, where he’s holding a blasting cap...”Frank’s eyes widened dramatically. “Holy shit!” he murmured quietly.Lauren nodded and laughed. “I remember one where this guy got out of the shower and saw his dog, teased the dog while still wet and naked, and the dog jumped up. "No fair."KNOCK KNOCK on the door."Oh my." Pansy straightened up. "Could it be?" It had to be. It must be. She ever so very much hoped it would be. Her beaming bright smile reappeared leaving the dark cold pouty pout-pout far behind. Click, click, click, click, click. She loved the sound of her high heels making love with the floor. "Coming." Click, click. "Coming." Click, click, click. "Ohhh, one moment please." Every hand gesture, sashay and other body language was exaggerated to the fullest.. I thought of them going into Sam as if through an invisible syringe going from Elizabeth’s womb into Sam’s. I settled them against the walls of her womb and thought of the way they should be connected. I sighed as I withdrew and let my magic go. I looked at Cat and bent to kiss Sam’s neck, whispering, “it is done.”They broke the kiss and looked at me and I realized everyone was around us. I laughed, “I am sorry. We were resolving a problem with our children.”Summer stepped closer as Sam slowly. I kept telling myself it was a passing phase and that things would go back to normal soon. And they might have if it wasn’t for my maddeningly uninhibited daughter.I shuffled into the bathroom one morning and stopped dead in my tracks. Nicole’s dildo was lying there on the vanity next to the sink. Had she washed it and left it behind? Or had she been using it in here? It somehow looked bigger than I remembered. My heart thumped. That thing had been inside my daughter’s pussy. Many times. I.