I grabbed a razor and shaving cream. I turned the water heat up high and slathered the cream all around my cock and and balls. I took a before picture...for my wife on my phone and sent it to her. As I removed all the hair around my cock, balls, and the crack up to my ass with the razor. It wasn't perfect and I had a few nicks and cuts. The hot water and soap burned my sensitive areas. I toweled off and then took another picture of my newly smooth region. As I marvelled my work, I took pictures. She fits the perfect description of the MILF, good body, very shapely and slim, perfect arse, firly big tits, blond, nice face...We chatted for a bit and flirted and it started to rain a little, so I invited her inside for a cup of tea. We have known each other for years and chatted away about this and that, what our offspring were getting up to and stuff. We talked about when we were both going through our divorces, years ago, and the subject arose of why we had never got together. It. "Am I on the pill?" Miranda supplied for him mercifully. Roger nodded implying that was what he was trying to ask. "Yes, I'm on the pill." Miranda informed him. Roger sighed in relief. Miranda's look turned questionable, almost hurt. Roger hastened to explain himself, the last thing he ever wanted to do was hurt her."It's not that I wouldn't be thrilled to have a child with you," he said sincerely, "but there are just so many things to consider, where we are in our life, are we ready to become. She got on tho the bed lifted her gown up and while squatted over my face, i saw that there was a slit in her bodysuit in the thong area. I spreader the material wide to reveal her juicy pussy. All i did was lick her up and down, in and out with my tongue. She soon had her first orgasm and it was aloud one. She got off me and laid over me kissing me and talking her pussy juices in her mouth. W e laid there for a while kissing.I pushed her over to her back and removed my tracks, then i rolled.