. oh Simone, I shall call you Simone from now on, and you shall call me madam" Oh "yes madam" I stammered.We ate in silence and when my wife had finis...ed she just got up from the table and said, "I will be in the drawing room bring me a cup a tea Simone". I did and then returned to the washing up. The sound of my heels on the tiled floors was making me so horny, I was hoping for sex. I went into the lounge and my wife called me over "Simone come here and lift your skirt" I did as I was told, my. She said anybody. I said yes. She replied would you be my boyfriend. I was completely taken off guard and became red. She started smiling and started staring at my face. I said I’ve never thought of you as a girlfriend. She became sad and told me why am I not good enough for you.I told her no, she was but She stopped me midway and kissed me on my lips. I asked her what that was.. She replied kiss and did it again. I asked her who has taught you all this, and she just smiled and said hey. "Anyway, you want to balance out your outfits. Don't pair a shortskirt with a short top. You'll look like a slut. If you go tight onyour top and bottom, you'll look like a sausage." So, don't dress like a slutty sausage. Got it!" And don't dress like a nun either," Devon rejoined."Don't dress like a slutty nun with a sausage. Got it," James kidded."Stop doing that," Devon said with a laugh and a shake of her head.Devon then made James put her advice into practice. He picked out afew. 30, off in dad`s motor, promising to be back about 10 that evening and asking me to let them know by telephone if I felt I was worse, even leaving me the number propped against the phone for both aunties and the friend of Ros! It was a good hour till Ros returned, her key rattling in the lock as the clock struck the quarter -hour chime for 11.45! To ensure mum wouldn’t phone to check up or come home early worrying, she, being like that, at Ros`s insistence I phoned my aunts home, wishing her a.