This must sound like I am a dirty old lady. That I am robbing the cradle.” This admission was a surprise. There was no possible way for me to know o... to act on it until now.Can I admit something I said “you are more sexy now ” She continued “I know that I can satisfy your every need, want or desire in a woman.” Then we hugged, kissed and snuggled in the darkness of her living room. Who cared about the movie, we didn’t ! When the movie was over I picked up her voluminous body and carrier her to. So, with a 'fuck it' attitude, I just rake my right hand into the crack of my hairy ass, and come up with a handful of slime. Fisting my cockhead with my shit made it leap again---pretty much anything foul and disgusting turned me on, lol. I push him over, placing my hand on his back, and pulling him back to my face, deliver a mouthfull of spit and snot into his tite pink hole. Running my tongue around for a minute, I get him pretty well lubed up. Pulling him back now onto my head, I finally. That's what I need." But what about me?" bleated the man, tears in his mascara heavy eyes."Joe says you make a good maid at home so perhaps you should staythere." Yvonne paused, enjoying her husband's distress. "Or maybe Icould ask Miss Langham if she needs you round the office. Perhaps shemight like to beat you herself when she feels the need. I understand shedoesn't approve of men dressing as women much, so perhaps she could takeher feelings out on you."The man shook his head, bewildered."It. ..Then on Thursday I found one it was addressed to her from Victoria's Secret oh boy something else sexy for her to try on for me I planned my route to arrive at her place lunch time then I rushed to her door and she opened it before I could ring the bell she smiled and said “Package for me?” like she didn't know it was coming she was so cute I smiled “Package for you!” I stated she smiled beautifully and said “Please to come in so I can inspect package item!” She led me back into her foyer put.