The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat...and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, and the Department of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste. I couldn't please myself though until I had pleased him. He reached back for his jeans and took a little sachet out of his pocket, tearing the top off if it he told me to lift my legs. As soon as I did he moved my thong aside and emptied the sachet of lube onto my ass. Then without warning he pushed a fat finger straight up my ass, and then pulling back he pushed another up me. His rough fingering was a little painful to start with but soon felt nice, his fingers were really thick and stretched. I thought ... are you sure?"I reached out and put my hand on her shoulder. I smiled and said, "It's okay."I told the girl to add her purchases to my tab. I was surprised at what I felt when I made the offer. I felt a strange mixture of sadness that this poor woman found herself in this embarrassing position and a warm fuzzy feeling because I'm able to help. It isn't a big deal. She only has a handful of groceries, not even enough for a decent meal. But still, it felt good to be able to help. I. Just please say you’re gonna do it.’ Another hesitant moment. Ike pleaded some more. ‘Fine, but she better be gorgeous.’ ‘Trust me, dude, she is.’ ‘You think she’ll be into it?’ ‘Dude, she’s a slut. You can just tell with some girls, and she’s one of them.’ The two started getting ready for the final sketch of the night. Ike sauntered over to the audience, still in full pirate costume. I was sitting on the bar, listening to my sister pawn over Ron, bored out of my mind. ‘Hi.’ He said, startling.