They were 7th cousins.26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.Now, scroll down for the answersThey are all TRUE! Now go back and...think about 16!THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLICOn their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'In tears, she sobbed,. ." shesaid smoothly, looking at the giant lump pushing against his exposed underwear. With a professional smile, she hooked her thumbs into either side of hisbriefs. She pulled down slowly, causing his 13 inch penis to spring up. Staceygasped in shock at its sheer size. "I'm so sorry..." he stammered,unable to control his monstrous penis with such an attractive woman pullingdown his underwear. "My goodness Billy!" she said excitedly. Shewrapped her hand around his shaft as far as it would go,. A thirtyish fellow with a slick insincere smile by the name of Carter presided over the process. He was an outplacement specialist he told people. ‘He is a professional axe man,’ Ellen thought. Carter and the new management sat you down in the conference room, and as Morgan predicted took your keys and showed you the door after making you sign some document that said you would not sue. They started at the top and began working down the chain of command. Men in smart looking suits and trendy. Mal spat on his palm and wet a finger, then spat on her puckered asshole. He slowly inserted the wet finger into her and began to work on loosening her up. He added a lot more saliva to the mix and was soon thrusting two fingers easily in and out of her as Annie grunted with satisfaction.A few minutes later Annie impatiently croaked, “Put that fucking thing in me!”He spat into his palm again and rubbed it over his cockhead, then leaned into her and held it so it was aligned with her asshole. He.