By this point, I was in a bit of a panic."Mum! Mort has been kidnapped! She was with her sister, then a van got them both. I couldn't do anything," I ...houted into the phone."What? Dorothy, calm down! Tell me what happened,"I took a deep breath, I wasn't going to be much good to Mort if I was hysterical. I tried again."We meet up with Mort's sister, and everything was going well. I backed off to give them some space to talk, then this van pulled up and these masked men grabbed the two of them,. .Jee to kar raha tha ki land uske samne hila loon, khair fir hum teeno party mein pohche,Fir party ke daruran hum zyadatar saath hi the, par bich bich mein alag ho jaate,party mein maine bohat daaru pi li air sonam ke paas jake uski khoob taarif ki, ki wo kitni sundar lag rahi hai, aur mujhe aisi gf hi chaiye thi n all.Majn daaru ke nashe mein bohat zyada khul gaya aur uski bohat taarif karne laga, sonam waise to daaru nahi piti thi,par uss raat uski boss ne sonam ko 2 tequila shots chdha diye. "Sorry Stace, gotta go, Todd's on the other line." Alright, I'll see you tomorrow morning before school." I switched over lines."Hey babe, miss you," I said in an innocent voice."Miss you too. What are you up to?" Oh nothing, was talking to Stacey. How was work?" The usual, hard, but it's worth it for the money." Aww. Are we doing something tonight?" Yeah, I was gonna see if you wanted to come over..." Kay, I just gotta change then I'll drive over." Alright, see you in a bit. And babe?" Yeah?". This second sound is like a small explosion, as the bridge of my foot meets the center of Stu’s shame and sends it to oblivion. Double-splat! I watch, with great satisfaction, as Stu lets out an extra loud loser grunt and his entire body goes rigid before he flops down onto his side and then his back. Before he can react I step down on his nuts like I’m trying to kill a june bug that has caught me off guard. Stu howls and flops like a fish, quickly covering up, but the damage is done. ?Please,.