But that was for them to deal with. When someone asks me to dance or offers me a drink I don't do a background check. After a few long neck Buds and s...veral dances I was all loosened up. The music changed from fast to slow and I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned and it was Richard; the guy I met on top deck as we were leaving New York. "Richard ! Hi !" I said, obviously sounding excited."It would do me great honor if the gorgeous redhead from top deck would dance with me," he said.Now how in. She said she had done this at least 20 times already. Men here a very dirty! She said it gave her a kick when she pissed on them but didn’t like it when they pissed on her. They usually not just let her drink it but pissed or even shitted on her whole body. Some licked it up afterwards or ate their own shit or let another girl ate the shit or whatever. But she said the shitting thing is really annoying. It smells so bad and tastes ugly. She hated it. Anyway back to the shower. Ayumi now knelt. When we finally pulled up in front of a drive-in hamburger joint, she just gave me a look that said, "OK, now what?"The waitresses were on roller skates at this place -- old-fashioned clamp-on skates -- and the decor was the late 1950's version of art deco. Never mind that Alice and I had grown up in the 1990s. Everybody recognized that the real "Happy Days" for teens went back to a more distant era.It must be true. They said so on television."This is as close as I could get to the 'Malt Shop,. Two years, to be exact, upon a Christmas day as well, a fire warming our cozy little home, our young daughters still sleeping under the goose down mattress that they shared. We’d made love desperately, knowing that it would be the last time. I’d already received my marching orders. Oh, God, how I long to hold her in my arms once more and feel her kiss. I let my face relax into a smile, my cracked and chapped lips reminding me that it had been a long time since I’d let any emotion play upon.